Ivy's Ranting Grounds

HELL LEVEL 2 Raw score: 66%

You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms. Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames. AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on hellishness

Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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Thing are going great for Brad and I. We got matching halloween costumes and he's ok with me starting to plan the wedding. It's not for at least two years, but at least its going to happen. :) Shhhh. No one in my family knows yet.

So every day looks better. My grandpa's sick, but going strong. Brad's hearts been acting up, but he's still determined to live. Even with the small worries and conserns. I've never been happier then I am now, with Brad.

Yeah, yeah. SAPPY! But it's true.

Reply to this post and...

1. I’ll respond with something random about you.
2. I’ll challenge you to try something.
3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I’ll tell you something I like about you.
5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

( it goes on... )

You scored as Freya. </td> Freya 80% Hel 80% Frigg 60% Balder 60% Loki 50% Odin 50% Freyr 40% Bragi 40% Thor 30% Sif 30% Tyr 30% Njord 30% Heimdall 20% Skadi 0% Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like? created with QuizFarm.com

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1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. No digging for the "cool" or "intellectual" book in the room. We all saw you think it. Get whatever is traditionally held to be physically closest.

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I sighed, wishing he hd more subjects to talk about then God and Malcolm...and some darn beautiful girl.
"Beware of Beauty in women, Bart. Beware of the woman who shows you her body without clothes."

take the WHAT BAD BOOK ARE YOU test.


and go to mewing.net. not as good as reading a good book, but way better than a bad one.

Best
1. Male friend: Scott
2. Female friend: Erikka
3. Vacation: Gen con
4. Day of the Week: Saturday

Worst
1. Time of day: 3:00 am (always wake up right around then)
2. Day of the Week: Monday
3. Food: Sushi
4. Memory: Being beat by my ex-boyfriend

Last
1. Person you saw: Brad
2. Talked to on the phone: Mom
3. Text: Brad
4. IMed: Sean
5. Messaged over LJ: Steven

Today
1. What are you doing now: Playing D&D
2. Better than yesterday? Yeah, D&D

Tomorrow
1. Is: Friday
2. Got any plans: No
3. Dislikes about tomorrow: Work

Favorite
1. Number: 7
2. Song: Mongojerrie and Rumplejerrie - Cats
3. Color: Green
4. Season: Spring

Currently
1. Missing someone: Yes
2. Mood: entertained
3. Wanting: Brad

True or False:

I am a cuddler: True

I am a morning person: True not by choice

I am a perfectionist: False

I am an only child: False

I am currently in my pajamas: True

I am currently suffering from a broken heart: False

I am addicted to LJ: False

I am online 24/7: False

I am very shy around the opposite gender: True

I can be paranoid at times: True

I currently regret something that I have done: True

When I get mad (or scared), I swear frequently: True

I enjoy country music: False

I enjoy jazz music: True

I love smoothies: True

I enjoy talking on the phone: False

I have a hidden talent: True

I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl/guy: True

I have all my grandparents: False

I have at least one brother and/or sister: True

I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor: True

I have broken a bone: False

I have changed a diaper: False

I have changed a lot over the past year: True

I have had major/minor surgery: False

I have had my hair cut within the last 2 months: True

I have had the cops called on me: False

71,710 descendants - you're more genetically fit than 40% of the current population -

71,710. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive. You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come. A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you:

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on fitnessfactor

Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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So, My latest up date to lj. Let's hear it for an actual entry.

1. Pick your birth month.
2. Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
3. Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
4. Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months under a lj-cut.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

LOLOL

I had a very weird bad dream last night. It was so strange. I had an accident and was in a coma. then everything sort of split. Everything that happened from that moment on was mirrored, like i was seeing every outcome, every future route at once. All centered around my boyfriend and his actions.
Some outcomes were frightening, some ok. It was one confusing mess that left me on edge all day, suspicious and scared of everything.